You're Too Kind
Dear Dr. TP,
It is our great pleasure to formally offer you this position. We hadn't dreamed of offering this job to someone so young and with such little experience, relatively speaking, but you are simply right for the job, and otherwise perfect in every way.
The starting salary for this position is normally X, but because of your incredible qualifications, sterling resume, and overall level of complete and utter bad@ssery, we are going to start you off with a salary of 240(X). And the perquisites, my god, the perquisites!
At present, myself and the rest of the Board of Directors are currently holding a candlelight vigil, chanting and praying that you accept the position. We have hired shamans of several different religious traditions, a rabbi, a priest, several Buddhist monks, and Miss Cleo. Should ritual sacrifice become necessary, we also have a cow, a pig, and a goat.
Let us know of your decision whenever it is convenient for you to do so.
Sincerely,
CEO Guy/Gal
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In all seriousness, this is the exact kind of position TP will be interested in once his studies are completed. While my strong sense is that I would, upon graduating, lack the necessary experience, if not the qualifications, to be a serious candidate for the position, an analogous position, perhaps at a smaller hospital corporation, is really what TP is after (at least, that's the current thinking, subject to drastic change, obviously).




