Trivial Pursuits: Point-Counterpoint

As a new feature here at TP, Botman and I are unveiling the first (hopefully of many) "Jane, You Ignorant Slut," which features two professional litigators bandying insults back and forth under the pretense of a relevant sports debate.

Today's topic: who should be MVP of the NBA right now? Read on if you dare, or if you care, or even if you don't.

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