Damn Hurricanes
Enough already. Between 1979 and 1992, no major hurricanes struck the southern Florida peninsula, where TP primarily grew up. Then, there was Andrew. Now, there is Wilma, one of 8 hurricanes to have struck Florida in the last 30 months.
There is no power, no water, and only intermittent phone service at best on Miami Beach, where Ma TP lives. She says the city is an absolute ghost town, and that, even with a flashlight, walking her beloved bulldog Petunia at 8 pm was quite a frightening experience -- debris and palm fronds and limbs everywhere, glass from blown in windows, pitch blackness, the streets deserted. Sounds kinda post-apocalyptic to me.
Phone service was down all day yesterday, though Ma TP did get some cell phone activity this morning, and was able to telephone TP and Dr. Brother TP, though talking was rushed because she wanted to conserve cell phone juice. TP users know as well as TP that cell phone batteries don't last very long under the best of circumstances, so TP is not sure how much longer he will be able to communicate with Ma TP, nor how long it will take phone service to return.
When Hurricane Andrew ripped through TP's home in 1992, it took about 4 weeks for power to be restored, and phone service was not restored until mid-November, if memory serves. It's hard to compare that experience to Wilma, however, because Andrew was a raging, compact monster, whose path of destruction was relatively narrow, in contrast to Wilma, whose eye touched 5 counties at one point. The damage from Andrew was more severe, but the damage from Wilda covers a much wider swath.
3.2 million people in SoFlo are without power. That's most of Palm Beach County, Broward County, Miami-Dade County, Collier (Naples), Glades (mostly rural, home to some high school football powerhouses closer to Lake Okeechobee) and Monroe County (the Keys).
Though Ma TP and Younger Brother TP are both fine, living without power and water in a kind of ghost town has got to be seriously depressing.
Dr. Pa TP lives in Broward County, relatively close to the Dade County border, inland a bit, off of the Florida Turnpike. TP has not heard from him since Monday morning. Last either I or Dr. Brother TP heard, Dr. Pa TP was doing fine, and we are fairly certain his home suffered no structural damage. However, Dr. Pa TP is paraplegic, and does not have functional sweat glands, so lack of power and A/C can generally be a problem for someone who cannot regulate their body temperature through internal mechanisms.
Fortunately, the weather in SoFlo is beautiful right now, cool, bright, and breezy, so he's probably alright. Still, not knowing if everything is alright, knowing that Dr. Pa TP is, in some sense, vulnerable, and does not have a link to the outside world, including emergency services by telephone, is definitely chafing TP, and the Charmin isn't soothing the flare-up right now, either.
Grandfather Rabbi TP is in a hospital in Miami, admitted as a precautionary measure ahead of time. His aide has informed Ma TP that he is ok.
Damn hurricanes. There has been some talk that the last 30 months have simply been the beginning of what is termed a long cycle of increased hurricane activity, which often lasts several decades minimum. This has happened just this century, where hurricanes were prevalent in the 1950s and 1960s, but were fewer (relatively speaking --this is not meant to ignore the consequences of those who did experience major storms during these time periods) during the 1970s, 1980s, and even parts of the 1990s (excluding Andrew, of course).
If that's true, perhaps the TP clan should start to consider moving from SoFlo.
Finally, TP himself was headed down to South Beach for the weekend, and was even going to catch a Hurricanes' football game. Very likely, this trip will be scratched, which is unfortunate.
Frankly, this isn't very much fun.
UPDATE: Spoken with everyone. All family is fine. Ma TP received power Wed. evening. Most of South Beach is alive and well, with power, including the two most important places on the beach for TP: David's Cafe, the home to the finest coffee in the Western world (the Cuban coffee known as cortadito), and Epicure, the greatest delicatessen not in NYC.
TP's beloved Hurricanes -- the football team -- will also be playing tomorrow at noon eastern, and TP will be rooting his little head off. Dr. Pa TP still does not have power, and probably will not have power for at least several days. Still, I'm relieved, and feel fortunate that my trip did not have to be canceled.
UPDATE II: Not 30 seconds after I posted, Dr. Pa TP called to tell me the power just snapped on. Fabulous.














TP has experience with hurricanes (both the weather phenomenon and the football team, but I'm talking about the former, here). 




